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Saturday, September 22, 2007
para sa mga kalalakihan
current song: wala
current mood: wala
nakuha ko ito sa multiply ni enrico cobangbang.
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1.) Fine : This is the word women use to
end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting
dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have
just been given five more minutes to
watch the game before helping around the
house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before
the storm. This means something, and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that
begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not
permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a
word,it is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means
she thinks you are an idiot and wonders
why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the
most dangerous statements a woman can
make to a man. That's okay means she
wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do
not question, or Faint. Just say you're
welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of
saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told
a man to do several times, but is now
doing it herself. This will later result
in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the
woman's response refer to #3.
july wrote this piece of crap on Saturday, September 22, 2007
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